The New Terrorist Plot?

With all the hurricanes hitting Florida recently, and so close to the primaries for the Presidential Election, I started to wonder; maybe these 'attacks' on Florida have been orchestrated by someone other than Mother Nature herself. Coastline cities have had there alert level raised, President Bush and his officials have told us that a attack is iminent on U.S. soil. Maybe this is that attack. Meant to hurt his family and the American People at the same time. Al-Qaeda might have stumbled upon a weapon that allows them to control the weather. Or perhaps thier heathen god Muhhamed has given them the power to alter weather patterns anywhere in the world, to punish the infidels of the christian god, yahweh? Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
I mean it cant be a accurate science, perhaps that's why the tropical storm sort of fizzled and missed the large part of the mainland, but Hurricane Charley jumped categories from a 2-4 and made landfall right in a major area of populated Florida. It crosses Florida causing billions of dollars in destruction, knocking power out for millions of people, and leaves into the ocean on the other side. Is it done? No. It starts to turn back into the U.S. mainland again to punish more people. Usama must be sitting in his cave somewhere, with a X Box hooked up to a generator, with its mod chip running, and using his weather control progam. Moving his little hurricane over a map of the U.S. laughing. The faster you can spin the right control stick, the faster the hurricane will spin. With enough destruction, you can garner enough points to allow a cackle to escape the Eye Wall of the hurricane by pressing the white button.
Or, perhaps its a plot by President Bush to get support for himself in the coming months. In his deal with Satan that allowed him to squeak a win out of the last election, he's gone to The Darkness again to ask a favor. Cause some devesation somewhere in the U.S. and I will come to the rescue of the frightened American people, and fix it. Part of the deal, the good with the bad, so to speak; the disaster must take place in a state where he has a relative that might be injured. It's all a big conspiracy I tell you. To keep us afraid, and in the dark. With no pun intended.